[G] Oh salty [E7] dog, oh salty [A] dog, well you're [D7] sly as a fox
you salty [G] dog
[G] Well [E] God made a woman, made her might funny
Made the [A] stuff around her lips taste like honey
[D7] Won't you be my salty [G] dog?
CH:
Oh salty dog, oh salty dog, well you're sly as a fox you salty dog
Well I got a nickel you got a dime, you spend yours and I'll save mine
Honey won't you be my salty dog?
CH:
Oh salty dog, oh salty dog, well you're sly as a fox you salty dog
Down by the wild wood sittin' on a log, singin' a song about a salty dog
Honey won't you be my salty dog?
CH:
Oh salty dog, oh salty dog, well you're sly as a fox you salty dog
[Spoken]
You know, one time I took my girl to a real fine restaurant, thought
I'd buy her something real nice – got the most expensive thing on the menu.
Well that turned out to be some kind of tongue with fancy dressing on it. When my girl
saw that man, she really flipped! She said, 'I ain't gonna eat nothing that
comes out of no animal's mouth.' So I called over the waiter. I said
'Waiter, bring her a hard boiled egg.'
CH:
Oh salty dog, oh salty dog, well you're sly as a fox you salty dog
Well I got a nickel you got a dime, you spend yours and I'll save mine
Honey won't you be my salty dog?
CH:
Oh salty dog, oh salty dog, well you're sly as a fox you salty dog